Friday, 12 March 2010

Could be worse

At least you haven't made things even worse for yourself by appearing on the front cover of a ... oh.

sample quote: "Since I was born I just couldn't wait to get back in there."

Thursday, 11 March 2010

I've definitely had this ghost follow me around.

It IS pretty scary. Scared a lot people around me as well. And left some 'spectral deposits' in my underwear.

Who hasn't this happened to?

Pretty much a cliche. Hardly a day goes by in our office when SOMEONE isn't mutilated by the boss's drug addict chimp. YAWN.

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Monday, 8 March 2010

It's a new punishment for offenders

















Much like the ankle tag for other criminals, or the fluorescent jackets worn by Community Servicers, molesters now have to have a zebra grafted to their buttocks for the punishment period. Makes them easier to spot, and if one does approach a female she merely has to roar like a lion to make the zebra run away. See? Lateral thinking. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, De Bono.

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

"Yeah I've booked us on a holiday, 'girls week away'..."

"...It sounds like a great place, 'Therapist's Paradise', going to be really relaxing.

Next year I'm taking the kids to the Paedof Isles"






















with thanks to JM

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrike!

Tsk, 'yobs' eh? Always up to mischief.

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Is there a spate of this sort of thing?

People being kidnapped and force-fed things? I bet his kidnapper got a stiff sentence. I SAID I BET..oh forget it.

Af-fray Bentos

Best I could do with that headline.

Thursday, 18 February 2010