Monthly Archives: November 2009

Especially if you were a chef. Or a wine taster.

I can't imagine this is what Beyonce had in mind when she sang that song. Light bends around that ass.

Wonder what it is? 3 cocks? Bellend that looks like Ainsley Harriott? One massive bollock that talks?

Cause and effect is amazing, isn’t it. ‘Five months later’. I remember when I was 3 years old, I accidentally fastened a scarf around my neck a little too tight. Needless to say, 20 years later when Michael Hutchence was found strangled to death by a noose, I was not a bit surprised.

Get it? Wow I'm funny.