Monthly Archives: January 2010

This is the weirdest photo I’ve seen for a bit. Do you think he’s still paralysed, and they just dressed him for the photo? And her expression is a bit: “Yes, I paralysed him with my vaginal powers. I could do the same for you too. Look into my eyes…”

Really, doing this blog sometimes makes you wonder about the sanity of the world. Is she talking about getting her flue re-bunged? (I was going to make a ‘Normally it’s when I break the virgins that they nearly die’, joke. But then I realised that’s it’s neither funny, nor true, as I’m 47 years old and live [...]

Imagine going on a date and the lady telling you this. "Ha ha yes! Oh wait, you're serious? Erm, I think I should go now, my angels have just told me YOU'RE A FREAK"

MMMm chips. Chippy chips. Fuck sleep, I want chips. Presumably he just stays up all night eating more chips. mmm chips.