Monthly Archives: February 2010

Wonder if he put a rock on her finger?

No I hadn’t heard of her before either. But if these photos don’t represent incontrovertible evidence of her existence, I’ll eat my hat. And it’s a big hat. First, the photo: As you can see, in the right hand picture, helpfully indicated by the blue arrow, is a black shadow. That, my cynical friends, is [...]

Weirdly, I have a pair of spectral hands that roll me around each night, throw the covers around and leave a little pool of moisture just under my mouth on the pillow. Sometimes they leave ‘ectoplasm’ on the sheets too. SPOOKY.

Whilst he was there, they also made him a two new nipples out of his fried eggs, and a cock from a bacon baguette.

I think her ambition is to pay for the entire plane, and then eat ALL the dinners. See, this is just encouraging her. If a drunk person asks for more booze, a good barman would say “I think you’ve had enough”. Similarly, if a person this large asks for more food…