Monthly Archives: March 2010

It’s the ‘no it didn’t – two-for-the-price-of-one special’

Magic did these things. Or spunk and medicine, respectively. You decide.

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Ms Fat Booty

Weird scale – if her arse is 5 feet wide then she’s around 15 feet tall. And the woman next to her seems about a foot and half shorter than her. What’s going on here? And that arrow points a little too uncomfortably close to the ‘exit’ for my liking.

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Could be worse

At least you haven’t made things even worse for yourself by appearing on the front cover of a … oh. sample quote: “Since I was born I just couldn’t wait to get back in there.”

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I’ve definitely had this ghost follow me around.

It IS pretty scary. Scared a lot people around me as well. And left some ‘spectral deposits’ in my underwear.

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Who hasn’t this happened to?

Pretty much a cliche. Hardly a day goes by in our office when SOMEONE isn’t mutilated by the boss’s drug addict chimp. YAWN.

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