Monthly Archives: April 2010

Haunted by my dead Naan

I really really like the look on the guy’s face here. I have NO IDEA how you decide a curry’s haunted or not. Unless after you’ve eaten it you get the same problems as this guy.

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Well, what *could* you say?

Mainly vowel sounds I guess. I like the use of the verb ‘confess’ here. Like there could be any possible misunderstanding about what had happened which would require a ‘confession’ to clarify. “No she was fine when we left here. DEFINITELY had a jaw. Too much of one if you ask me. “

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That’s Craig David’s chances gone then

Craig’s normally just up to the ‘take her for a drink’ on Tuesdays. Never mind making love. If anyone can shed any light on this I’m actually quite curious. Either she has an exceptionally full schedule the rest of the week, or she’s a bit mental.

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Oh so what?

In 2006 I deliberately had one of my testicles removed in order that my genitalia would more accurately resemble an exclamation mark.

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Hooray!

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