Monthly Archives: June 2010

Oh no. A 'sexy' one. Helpfully illustrated here too – how could you not fall for it? To be fair, I've had a long-standing relationship with a Breville, which is almost love. Almost. Mmmm, his cheesy warm insides…

  Well you wouldn't, would you? Just goes to show there's a dark side to sex toys, one that's rarely touched upon in the so-called 'serious' press. How many other people are being attacked by giant dildos? The first rule of dildo fight club is, you don't talk about dildo fight club.

  That's nothing, I had a dog once who taught me how to lick my own balls. Changed my life that dog.

I'm thinking there are a couple of options here. Either a) He 'clopped' out the letters which spelled the name of the lover, along with address, postcode and date of birth. Could take a while, but then the course of true love never runs smooth. b) It didn't really happen. Incidentally, I'm curious as to how one [...]

…Mum's cooking again…"   Big thanks to @MsEmmaMorgan for this one x