Monthly Archives: June 2010

Yeah I'm sorry about that, I should have opened the window, or at least lit a match.

  Ladies: do you come home from work early to find your knickers strewn across the bedroom floor, as if a poltergeist has been at work? Do they look like some 'spirit' from the netherworld has been wearing them? Maybe trying them on for size in a quiet moment? When this happens, does your boyfriend/husband [...]

Note that it's not 'could' or 'might want to', oh no. It's 'should'. Basically you'd be a fool not too. All your mates are doing it.

…get a front cover strapline that makes your readers desperate to see more inside the mag. Who doesn't want to see yucky pictures of melon-sized toilet trouble? No, come back. No don't pick up Q instead. Bono's on the front again. Damn.

To be fair, they don’t actually let her fly. They just put her in a plane, rock it about a bit and play a ‘flying noises’ tape. She’s none the wiser.