Monthly Archives: July 2010

"Creepy"? See, I'd suggest that *talking* about having a corpse in your freezer could be described as 'creepy'. You know, in a 'Have you heard that guy there? Always joking about how he's got a corpse in his freezer. Keeps suggesting we should defrost a thigh together." That would be 'creepy'. Actually HAVING a corpse [...]

"Packed full with puzzles!" – such as; why, after breaking the first three toilets, you didn't think to lose a bit of timber? Have steps been take to reduce the risk of you breaking a seventh? Is that dress really black or is all the light being sucked in? Thanks to SK for this one. [...]

Why is he in the bed? Why has he got his top off? Have they set that bed up specially for him? WHAT'S GOING ON?

  It's the exclamation mark at the end that makes it 'hilarious'. This is either the 'hilarious' story of someone involved in a real-life 'Human Centipede', or the 'hilarious' story of someone involved in '2 Girls 1 Cup', or the 'hilarious' story of something a bit too weird for me to want to think about [...]

Here's a curious one. In case you can't read the slightly blurry image, it's suggested that 'to get rid of stubborn veruccas, wrap duct tape over them, changing every day for two weeks'. Helpfully illustrated by a pair of feet with tape wrapped round them. A verucca is of course a wart on the foot. [...]