Monthly Archives: July 2010
Very difficult to spot the difference
…though, to paraphrase Diry Harry, if he's chasing you down the street with a butcher's knife and a hard on, he's probably a rapist.
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THERE IS NO EXPLANATION.
Brrrr. Sends shivers right down my spine this one. I mean, there you are, crossing the road on a bright sunny day, and the LAST thing you'd expect is to see an EXACT 'SHADOWY' REPLICA following along, step-by-step, move-by-move. What explanation can there be for this 'mysterious' phenomenon? Still, it could worse, it doesn't [...]
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Didn’t happen.
Next in our long line of 'No it didn't' comes this beauty sent in by JL: I'd love this to have been her excuse to a particularly simple husband when she came back from a 'holiday with the girls'. "What this whole swollen stomach thing? I shagged someone? HOW DARE YOU? I'm pretty sure it [...]
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AN EPIDEMIC
It's the UK's shock epidemic apparently. I hope you've all stocked up on your anti-incest tablets, and are wearing those masks that you can buy which prevent you from breathing in the airborne parent-fucking germs. Long term readers will already be aware of previous incidents of this 'epidemic' here, and here. Thanks to AD [...]
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Answers on a postcard
What, your taps *don't* have armbands? Are you mental? To be fair it's astonishing that, in 2010, taps aren't provided with armbands as standard. At least for OAPs and people with children. I mean, sure, the top hotels all have them, but what about the rest of us? Bloody tories.
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