"OH NO IT DIDN'T".

On an unrelated note, I do wish that the spare change which I carry in my pocket would stop teleporting to a spot just down the side of the sofa. It's getting ridiculous.

By the way, I know the idea of coins teleporting spontaneously from my pocket of their own accord and without any visible energy source, intelligence, or means of transportation *may* seem like highly unlikely, but I can't think of any other possible way that the change could end up down there. As Sherlock Holmes says, 'Once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however unlikely, must be the truth'.