Monthly Archives: August 2010

See, if *I* were having problems getting my wife pregnant, I'm not entirely sure that I'd suggest getting my mother-in-law round, sticking a cape on her, and have her say one of her spells. In fact, if you were the type to even mention to your mother that she might want to contact Satan in [...]

"OH NO IT DIDN'T". On an unrelated note, I do wish that the spare change which I carry in my pocket would stop teleporting to a spot just down the side of the sofa. It's getting ridiculous. By the way, I know the idea of coins teleporting spontaneously from my pocket of their own accord [...]

  Oh she's such a one! "Ugly babies should be killed at birth", she's basically saying. You know her – she just says what we're all thinking, but she's so OUTRAGEOUS with it!!! It's what she's known for – it's just her! Like her or lump her!!! LOL!!! Oh God, Remember that thing she said [...]

  …so this is basically saying "We fart and swear a lot in front of a parrot". Coincidentally, I've got a parrot too, which spends a lot of its time sat in the corner of its cage, crying and occasionally wailing "Where did it all go wrong?". Not sure where it gets that from.