Monthly Archives: September 2010

Let's hope it wasn't Archangel George Michael or you could have ended up half-way through a shop.

Altogether now "That's what friends are fooo-or". I suspect, from the picture, that his mate somehow covered most of his body in water from a kettle, seeing as he's got bandages all over his body in the photo, and that his Mum decided to make a quick £250 by focusing the attention onto his poor [...]

I can, however, fly down the side of a mountain with no apparatus, reaching speeds of up to 243 miles an hour. So you know, every cloud.

See, this is the problem with today's press. Just because some woman has killed her husband, saw his head off, hacked through the spinal cord, stuck it on the end of a pitchfork and then danced around a field does that make her 'evil'? Or a 'devil'? Talk about jumping to conclusions. WE DON'T KNOW [...]

  If she'd read any of the other headlines on this site, she'd realise that doesn't necessarily work out the way she'd planned, and perhaps think twice about this course of action.