Category Archives: keep it in the family

You need a flowchart just to work out how you were referring to each other. Is your mate now your stepfather? Is your child also your stepbrother? You're now the stepfather to your mate's stepmother's child, who is also his child. Try finding a greetings card for that in Clinton's. (thanks to @ChrisPitcher for the [...]

(excuse the bad flash – it says that she's 19. He's 68. Yep.) It's one thing to fuck your uncle, but this guy has a face like a potato. At least do it with a fit uncle.

..she's seen you naked more than anyone else, so she knows what she's getting.

This is from the Daily Mail, by the way. It was left on the train this morning, I didn't buy it; buying the Mail is more disturbing than having a 6 year old hanging off your tits.  

And she cooks a great breakfast in the morning. Phwooar.