Category Archives: keep it in the family
AN EPIDEMIC
It's the UK's shock epidemic apparently. I hope you've all stocked up on your anti-incest tablets, and are wearing those masks that you can buy which prevent you from breathing in the airborne parent-fucking germs. Long term readers will already be aware of previous incidents of this 'epidemic' here, and here. Thanks to AD [...]
Why all the incest?
Seriously, what is it at the moment with people knobbing their own relatives? This has to be the third time I've put something disgusting like this up here in a month (as he probably said to his mum at the time, etc). Just stop fucking your parents, everybody. Jesus.
Could be worse
At least you haven’t made things even worse for yourself by appearing on the front cover of a … oh. sample quote: “Since I was born I just couldn’t wait to get back in there.”