Category Archives: Uncategorized
Tweet Weird isn’t it? You’d think that, as a spirit free to roam the vast world of the afterlife, able to appear anywhere you wish at will, sharing the heavens with all the great thinkers of history, that you’d have something better to do than sit someone’s Geography exam. But no. Either that, or he’s [...]
Tweet I bet you’re single though.
Tweet Unfortunately, it’s when the dogs sleeping that I turn into one. He fucking hates it.
Tweet I’m not going to ask where you keep your Toblerones.
Tweet But I’m going to go with “We have a lot in common as we’re both cynical, uncaring con-artists who can no more talk to the dead than we can lick our own balls”. What do I win?