This site contains some of the weird and wonderful headlines that feature in some of Britains weekly 'take a break/chat/etc' magazines.

Let's hope it wasn't Archangel George Michael or you could have ended up half-way through a shop.

Altogether now "That's what friends are fooo-or".

I suspect, from the picture, that his mate somehow covered most of his body in water from a kettle, seeing as he's got bandages all over his body in the photo, and that his Mum decided to make a quick £250 by focusing the attention onto his poor knob.

"Yes I know it hurts, son, and after this you'll probably have to move house to another County to avoid the hassle you'll get from your friends, your friend's friends, and everyone who lives near you, works with you, goes to school with you, or passes you in the street. But I've got £250, and the Bingo's open, so shut it."

Thanks to @Boutiquette for this one

I can, however, fly down the side of a mountain with no apparatus, reaching speeds of up to 243 miles an hour. So you know, every cloud.

See, this is the problem with today's press. Just because some woman has killed her husband, saw his head off, hacked through the spinal cord, stuck it on the end of a pitchfork and then danced around a field does that make her 'evil'? Or a 'devil'? Talk about jumping to conclusions. WE DON'T KNOW THE FACTS.

And whoever did the photoshop could at least have stuck the head on the (for some reason glowing) pitchfork, just so we could see. Then perhaps we could have a 'cut out and keep' model inside, which you could attach string to, and make dance around the office.

Actually, that might be in bad taste.

If she'd read any of the other headlines on this site, she'd realise that doesn't necessarily work out the way she'd planned, and perhaps think twice about this course of action.