This site contains some of the weird and wonderful headlines that feature in some of Britains weekly 'take a break/chat/etc' magazines.

Phwoooar. This is a clipping from 'My Life with Col Sanders".

The first cut is the deepest, so they say. Though I bet the second one smarted a bit too.

Nope.

…you know, what with her having been dead for 8 months. The worst thing was she was wearing the same clothes as my Mother in Law to be. Oh you should have seen her face. No-one wants to caught dead wearing the same outfit as someone else at a wedding do they?"