This site contains some of the weird and wonderful headlines that feature in some of Britains weekly 'take a break/chat/etc' magazines.

But I’m going to go with “We have a lot in common as we’re both cynical, uncaring con-artists who can no more talk to the dead than we can lick our own balls”.

What do I win?

And now he’s bee-sexual! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh please yourselves, it’s the best I could come up with.

Pâté, anybody? Maybe some dips? Anybody?

This is either an enticement to self-fellation directed at Uri Geller, or there are actually foods you can eat which will make you psychic. I imagine the main food will be curry, because a day after I’ve eaten one I can definitely feel a tingling in my third eye.