"Nan always used to LOVE Fig Rolls, she'd eat them all the time. As she got older though they did give her very bad wind, and ever since she died I keep getting these foul-smelling gusts wafting round the house, so I think she's watching over us. Either that or the dog needs worming."
On the one hand – unimaginable courage in the face of carnage, devastation and death. On the other hand though, irritating stalkers from the spirit world.
Either that or an impressionable lady isn't getting much, and likes some downstairs-happy-time whilst thinking of a brave fireman and his spirit 'hose'. "Spray over my twin towers, you brave fireman". The menopause has a lot to answer for.
Actually, it sounds like the kind of porno that Father Abraham might watch.
I've got a new baby. This book is perfect.
And here's Samuel L Jackson reading from it:
Recommended to flick through in the shop for a quick laugh. If you've got a child you'll appreciate it a LOT more. Here's the Amazon link too – I get a commission if you buy it through this link:
I don't if you buy from this one. Either way, it costs you the same.
Is it a boy or a girl? Will they look like their Father or Mother? Who's the ghostly face smiling next to her? Is it the Devil, come to torment our earthly souls for ever more, bringing a new reign of terror across the Earth and casting us all into an eternal pit of fire and damnation?
Or is it just a weird shadow that looks sort of like a mask? WHO KNOWS?
Thanks to @sadeagle for this one.