This site contains some of the weird and wonderful headlines that feature in some of Britains weekly 'take a break/chat/etc' magazines.

Though to be honest I'm not sure 'Stripping for Jesus' is really what he would have wanted. He's probably more into 'doing good deeds for Jesus', or 'showing love for Jesus'. 'Stripping for Jesus' is a niche Church, it has to be said.

I've recently stopped 'Pole Dancing for Buddha' too. Fat bastard never tips.

I mean, Jesus. Look at the size of the fucking cat! IT'S A TIGER. SHE LOST A TIGER IN HER MIFFIN.

Has anyone seen Mrs Slocombe's pussy?

How about "Don't look up"? Or, "Help the aged"? Or perhaps just a blood type and the message 'Call 999'.

Any suggestions? Leave them in the comments…