Oh it’s so exciting!

Is it a boy or a girl? Will they look like their Father or Mother? Who's the ghostly face smiling next to her? Is it the Devil, come to torment our earthly souls for ever more, bringing a new reign of terror across the Earth and casting us all into an eternal pit of fire and damnation?

Or is it just a weird shadow that looks sort of like a mask? WHO KNOWS?

Thanks to @sadeagle for this one.

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Fair play to you

Though to be honest I'm not sure 'Stripping for Jesus' is really what he would have wanted. He's probably more into 'doing good deeds for Jesus', or 'showing love for Jesus'. 'Stripping for Jesus' is a niche Church, it has to be said.

I've recently stopped 'Pole Dancing for Buddha' too. Fat bastard never tips.

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Putting the willies up someone.

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“So, when did you decide to start losing weight?”

I mean, Jesus. Look at the size of the fucking cat! IT'S A TIGER. SHE LOST A TIGER IN HER MIFFIN.

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Are you being served?

Has anyone seen Mrs Slocombe's pussy?

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